One login.
A whole ecosystem.
Games, an arcade, movies, a cloud office, personal AI agents, private search â and an autonomous factory that builds new games while you sleep. Hosted on our own hardware in Australia.
đŽ Play â free, right now
Descend the trench, find the beacons, trust the ping.
liveđĸSlime LineDraw the line, ride the slime.
liveâStar VisitorRide enemies, burrow the field, spell with style.
liveđŠī¸Gyro Squadron 45Tilt-flying formation chaos. Bomb runs included.
liveđOctogram ArcadeThree word games, one tentacled lobby.
liveđ§Cube FallRoll the grid. Capture the gray. Never touch the black.
liveđšī¸On itch.ioPlayable mirrors plus devlogs from the pipeline.
đī¸ The Arcade â members
NES, SNES, Mega Drive, GBA, N64, PSX â the classics in the browser.
liveđŦJellyfinMovies, shows and music on any device. Your library, our hardware.
liveđēInvidiousYouTube without the tracking â watch, search and subscribe privately.
đ OfficeMonkey AI â $1 a month
An agent that runs your drive, documents and email â plus 5GB and a full office suite in the browser.
A Hermes agent that uses the whole office for you â drafts docs, files them, handles your email.
yourname@retromonkey.com.au, on our own mail server.
OpenWebUI on the local Qwen brain. No big-tech middlemen.
liveđPrivate SearchSearXNG â meta search that tracks nobody.
liveđWeb ReaderJina Reader â clean, calm reading views of any article.
đ¤ The Brains â under the hood
A quantized MoE serving up to 16 tok/s from a single 6GB card.
An evolved agent that plays our games â eyes, hands, and reflexes of its own.
One card, four appetites: chat, 3D meshes, textures, images â queued by law.
Local image generation joining the queue on the 3060.
đ The Factory â how the games get made. You're invited to participate.
Telegram feedback in, games out: spec â learner builds â test wall â live site.
Members' ideas become real games â send yours on Telegram and watch the factory build it.
Every milestone judged by a headless Godot test wall. Nothing red ships, ever.
The factory's own git forge, with Actions.
Flux art, Hunyuan meshes, toon-cel renders â text becomes assets.
Want in?
Members log in with Telegram. The office is $1 a month.