OfficeMonkey AI

OfficeMonkey is your AI secretary. It runs the whole office for you — drafts your documents, keeps your files, sends your email — on our own hardware in Australia. No big-tech middlemen.

FREEbeta — $10 AUD/month at launch*

5GB cloud storage — your own private drive, sync and share files from anywhere.
Full office suite — documents, spreadsheets and presentations, edited right in your browser.
Your AI secretary — a Hermes agent with persistent memory that uses all of this for you: writes documents, files them, manages your drive, sends and reads your email. Chat with it on Telegram.
An email address — yourname@retromonkey.com.au, yours to use everywhere.
Seamless media — a Jellyfin account on our library: movies, shows and music, on any device.
Private search — SearXNG meta-search that tracks nobody.
AI chat — OpenWebUI on our local Qwen brain. No big-tech middlemen.
Web reader — clean, calm reading views of any article, via Jina Reader.

Get in free — beta

Free while we're in beta. The $10 AUD/month plan switches on at launch.

Message @slothitudegames on Telegram — we approve your account and your whole office is live the same day.

*The $10 AUD/month covers cloud infrastructure — power, bandwidth and hardware upkeep. The software itself is free and open source. Early access — capacity is limited by real hardware. Email addresses activate with the mail rollout. Cancel anytime. Built and hosted by Slothitude Games on our own machines.